(I feel just like an emo kid with all this blogging again. Everybody Hurts says real emo kids blog. I'm not an emo kid. Like Nick from Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, I don't subscribe to any labels.)
So Miriam and Ismael are together, and I love both. I'm lying. I love Miriam more because she's a girl. She's my homegurl, we roll deep. I know her from like forever, and we laugh, and she's really nice to me, as opposed to her current boyfriend, who was mocking me the other day.
Please carefully examine Exhibit A by clicking on each individual picture:
Haha. I'm so funny. I should go pro. I wrote the same thing but better. I used commas and a smiley face. I love my MacBook that detects all my misspellings so I don't have to show them to the world. Muahahaha. (That was misspelled, but seriously, what's the correct way of spelling evil laughter? Muajajaja. Nope, that's wrong too.)
The best thing is that he thought it was Yapo because we have similar defaults, as shown on Exhibit B:
I promise that was not part of the plan but it worked out perfectly. If you ask me, besides the clothes they don't look a lot alike, but I guess it was confusing.
So yeah, shout out to Miriam and Ismael. Dis yur homegurl Xio giving you a shout out.
I'm bored.
