It’s quite impossible to write a paragraph on my entire life without boring someone to death, or until they click on one of the cheap ads. Or in any case the things people should know about me. Some things can't be explained.. And even though I’d love so sit here and tell you about how different and original I am, I can't lie. Honestly, Chuck Palahniuk could not have said it better when he wrote: “Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve ever known.” I’m a constant reinvented attempt of what I wish to be and become.

The Best Thing.

'Cause when I looked into your eyes and you dared to stare right back you should've said, "Nice to meet you, I'm your other half"

Relient K is so funny. I find this line to be so cheesy. HAHA. I'm laughing right now. Like, seriously.
I just think it's a little weird. You don't go up to strangers and say, "Nice to meet you, I'm your other half." Out of the entire song that line really sticks out. Mostly because it's a bit funny.
I'm just saying.

My Christmas List:

If you're like Yapo and only have 78 cents, then I'm willing to wait until your rich uncle gives you money for Christmas. Or you can sell whatever you got for Christmas.
Good deal.
So I'll include pictures just so you know exactly what I want.
1. This cupcake charm that's only 150 dollars at Tiffany's & Co. Found at:
http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=23019493&mcat=&cid=&search_params=s+1-p+2-c+-r+-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t+cupcake&search=1

2. A Pentax K1000 SE, they're a little rare so try hard. Or, you can just get me a regular Pentax K1000.

3. A fun (the band) t-shirt, it's only 12 dollars. Found at: http://www.funmerch.com/

4. A Motion City Soundtrack t-shirt that's about 19.99. Found at:
http://www.bluecollardistro.com/motioncitysoundtrack/product_info.php?products_id=2805&cPath=2_177&store=0

5. An iPod shuffle, they go for around 60 dollars.
6. Toms, they go for about 50 dollars.

That's all I have for now.

DISCLAIMER: YAPO TOOK NUMBER THREE.

I promised Miriam

I'd dedicate a blog to my funniness. Haha, well, not really, just something really funny I did. I'm giggling just thinking about it. I should be a comedian.

(I feel just like an emo kid with all this blogging again. Everybody Hurts says real emo kids blog. I'm not an emo kid. Like Nick from Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, I don't subscribe to any labels.)

So Miriam and Ismael are together, and I love both. I'm lying. I love Miriam more because she's a girl. She's my homegurl, we roll deep. I know her from like forever, and we laugh, and she's really nice to me, as opposed to her current boyfriend, who was mocking me the other day.

Please carefully examine Exhibit A by clicking on each individual picture:


Haha. I'm so funny. I should go pro. I wrote the same thing but better. I used commas and a smiley face. I love my MacBook that detects all my misspellings so I don't have to show them to the world. Muahahaha. (That was misspelled, but seriously, what's the correct way of spelling evil laughter? Muajajaja. Nope, that's wrong too.)

The best thing is that he thought it was Yapo because we have similar defaults, as shown on Exhibit B:


I promise that was not part of the plan but it worked out perfectly. If you ask me, besides the clothes they don't look a lot alike, but I guess it was confusing.

So yeah, shout out to Miriam and Ismael. Dis yur homegurl Xio giving you a shout out.
I'm bored.